Fate delivers another DC opening in bittersweet fashion.

This week:

(2:15) Applicable Dad sayings and KC wishes for strippers.

(3:15) DC's 49er fanhood is appropriately Nor-Cal Zen.

(12:00) Pogs in your JNCOs.

(18:00) Staying the Hollister outta the mall.

(29:30) ‘Watching’ a podcast.

(31:00) Drive an hour, hang for two… minutes.

(34:00) Sound the cancer-free alarm!

(36:20) Toddlered!

(45:00) Rage-quitting life.

(1:06:50) Praises of the Dear Leaders

(1:08:00) Sliding into them DMs!

(1:13:00) Tinder social profiling.

(1:18:00) DC's Russian Roulette

The guys close up shop as they always do - like Goddamn Gentlemen.