WHAT are these people doing? They've carefully (SO carefully) stowed their shopping, tucked little Baby On Board into the cryocapsule, turned the car on, and put it in reverse. Now they're not moving. Those white lights tell the world that they're ready to back over some slow-moving fellow shoppers, but nothing is happening. YOU have been blocking up Xmas car park traffic for seven straight minutes now. The queue stretches well past the boomgate. A fellow car park shopper is fogging your back window with their meaty breath, unwilling to defy the laws of indicator-means-my-park, but Jesus Mary Joseph and at least four camels: WHY won't they move?? Are they on a call? Having a stroke? Reading a book? Listening to their favourite car-based podcast?

Nick and Sam answer all these questions and many more, including a deep dive into The Wave. That little flag which tells fellow motorists: I am a human. Please, do not kill me.

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