Nothing to see HERE, HR Boys. Certainly not a traaaap sprung by your evil, I mean, friendly friend Captain Drew Butt. Why don’t you come on in and stay a while, huh? Huhhh?

Captain Drew Butt / Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Former Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen

Doug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt