The most eagerly awaited movie of all time?  The most hated CG character of all time?  Meesa be thinkin' you know da movie, okey-day!  It's Star Wars Episode 1, where we learn the origins of galactic baddie and Sith Lord extraordinaire Darth Vader!  Turns out he was just an annoying little kid and occasional hot rod on the racetrack.  But there was still much to love about George Lucas' ambitious, digitally saturated return to our favorite space adventure franchise.  Specifically, every second Darth Maul was onscreen.  The rest is pretty much Bantha poodoo.  You should still listen anyway.  No?  How wude!