EPISODE FIVE

Clinton rises early and 'speaks to the universe' about the perils of dog mess and by mid morning he is having his hair braided to enhance his spirituality.

His attempts to teach some Americans about the mystical folklore of Merrie Olde England yields mixed results, but he convinces Lord Hawley that he should come to see Clinton walking on hot coals as an audition for the TV broadcast later that day. And who's this who's turned up on site? Oh dear, it's Clinton's sister Karen to cramp his style.

Clinton Baptiste ALEX LOWE

New age dog owner TOBY LONGWORTH

Eleanor SARAH THOM

American Tourist 1 HANNAH BOURNE

American Tourist 2 DAN SKINNER

Lilly TERESA GALLAGHER

Thor KEITH WICKHAM

Karen SARAH THOM

Sufi VIMAL KORPAL

Lord Hawley MICHAEL MALONEY

With LEWIS MACLEOD as Ramone

WRITTEN BY ALEX LOWE and JOSH CLUDERAY

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