Saddle up for a holiday special that’s equal parts gravy and grit. This month on Dawson’s Den, we kick things off with a smoky noir commercial for the Will Dairy—where the milk’s cold, the shadows long, and the cows don’t talk about what happened in the barn last Tuesday.

Then it’s off to the bunkhouse, where a ragtag posse of cowboys attempts to rustle up a Thanksgiving Day feast. Spoiler alert: the turkey ends up who knows where, the stuffing ends up in someone’s boot, and nobody knows what a roux is. It’s a culinary calamity with extra cornbread.

Finally, Will opens the "Answer is No "mailbag to field your burning Thanksgiving questions. Can you deep-fry a turkey in a horse trough? No. Should you invite your ex to dinner if she still owes you a saddle? Also no. Is gratitude compatible with vengeance? That one’s complicated.

Pull up a hay bale, pour yourself a mug of Will Dairy’s Midnight Mocha, and enjoy a holiday episode that’s all heart, half-baked, and 100% Dawson.