Everyone stay calm, Jeff has a knife. But he also has a pretty great cast, filled with good and very bad gameplay.

We recap week two of Survivor 46, which is already FOUR hours of television. Some highlights:

• Several Jelinksy mentions long after he's left us.
• Do we have villains? Is that good?
• Bhanu is bad at Survivor but good at making us watch.
• We have another new weekly question: who is the player that can't win?
• and much, much more!

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