As boring as it was, Week 1 has come and gone. After the minimal dust settled, check in to see the few players that did perform this week (Only 5 players scored over 30 points), and the many that underperformed. The Weasel and the Snake try their best not to overreact to Week 1 performances as they parse through the slate of results. There is also a bet in play this week that will award the winner a super obscure jersey, tap in to see who’s in the mix.