We might be the kind of parents who forget the Tooth Fairy two nights in a row, but at least we eventually remembered to record a podcast.

Just a 1-month hiatus this time, but the chaos is still in full swing. This episode is us catching you up on the recent madness, starting with the 27-minute hostage negotiation that is the twins' nighttime routine. 

Danielle is preparing to grace the stage at the Italian American Club with her dad. Mackin is deeply offended that the boys were horrified at the idea of him "babysitting" them while Danielle performs. For the record, it’s not babysitting when you’re their literal father.

We also managed to attend a Super Bowl party with the kids. After threatening to abandon them, they miraculously behaved, and we actually got to sit on a couch as adults and watch the game for the first time in Super Bowl history. Say a prayer that we get invited back next year.

We try to solve the mystery of how our kids are total angels in public, but turn into absolute messes the second they get home. 

In domestic household news, Mackin complains that Danielle is actually too on top of the laundry, wasting an hour flawlessly folding sweatshirts that belong on hangers just so she can watch her shows.

We’re trying and we hope you know we love you. Thank you for listening!