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There's this cricket that lives
Somewhere near here,
When I hear him
I think of the song
He sings
and all I think is
“I wish someone would sing for me,
I wish someone would sing for me”
If he makes me cry one more time...
“One last time,
We gonna celebrate”
If there's an album,
there's going to be a tour;
If there's a tour,
I'm gonna wanna see him
And it's just infinite, isn't it--
Infinite, isn't it?
There's no point to it;
There's really nowhere safe,
that I could run from him
A class act
An a plus
A sad actor with black magic
A bad pastor with bad habits
A black cat, and a hat and in it
Is everything I ever imagined
If there's an album,
There's going to be a crowd
I'm gonna want to be in it
And it's just infinite isn't it
Can't live with Skrillex
Can't go on tour with him
Maybe I just,
Settle down in this awful town
While I try to figure out,
What this is about
And if this is about Skrillex
How did I get into it?
If this is Skrillex
How do
___
AHHHH DUDE.
AHHH THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
Ahhhh man.
What the fuck.
This is--did you Put The Skrillex in The Skrillex, like I said?
...I…
...did you put the Skrillex in The Skrillex?
Skrillex-Skrillex
Put the-the Skrillex in the Skrillex
Skrillex-t-Skrillex-Skrillex
Skrillex is Skrillex-Skrillex
OH SHIT.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER WRITING ‘THE SKRILLEX SONG'?
I DIDN'T WRITE IT!
YOU WROTE IT.
She's denying it.
Oh, She stole all ya'll music.
She took all of my songs.
All of them?
I mean, not all of them--just the bangers.
I'm not going to Mexico for Dillon Francis.
“The Interrogation”
SUPACREE pays the incarcerated SKRILLEX under observation a series of visits, using her invisibility cloak.
[[*This would be along the same storyline (using a linear “time”) where SUPACREE has gained most of her abilities, and is also terrorizing Dillon Francis (*interns scene).
So.
What?
Just to get this straight; Nobody can see SUPACREE?
Right.
But she's--basically--beating the shit out of people.
Yeah, she's just... fucking shit up.
But nobody can see her.
No.
At all.
No. Nobody at all, just the DJ's.
Starting with--
D1-Skrillex
D2-DIllon Francis
D3-SUPACREE
(Wait, how the fuck?)
Scary Monsters and SUPACREE.
Well, which comes first?
What?
Which movie?
I--What?
In order.
Order?
Like...wait, what are you saying?
When you put them in order--
Order??
ORDER!!!
Bruh. I just got a dick pic from Dillon Francis.
What? By like, accident?
I don't think it was an accident…
It had to be...
It has a personalized greeting, with my name in it.
What? Let me see--!
(Look)
I mean--not “let me see”, I just meant--the greeting. Like, what did it say?
Dude--
Damn, that's…
Yeahhhh man!
Was there a show tonight?
Maaaayyybe, I don't know where it would be...
Yo dude, I'm calling--WOAH.
What dude?
I got a message from him too!
Oh shiiiit, what's it say?
Should I even open it?
Open it!
What if it's his dick, bro?
Open it!
[Opens it.]
OHHH.
It's his dick, bro.
Oh SHIT, what the fuck HAPPENED?
What did happen?
Does yours have a message?
What did happen…? I feel like--wait, is that--huh.
What does the message say?
It does have a message...wait--let me see yours again.
What the fuck for?
[staring at phone, cocking head slowly to one side]
((Ohh, I like this, the audio pans like--))
I feel like mine's at a different angle.
A different angle--wh--let me see.
[shows phone]
[cocks head to the side slowly, returning to his phone to compare the photos]
Oh shit, that is at a different angle. With different lighting!
Whatthefuuuck.
Dude.
_
Well, what did you do when you were Skrillex?
A lot.
_
Yo. That dude has like 16 passports. I had a lot of fun as Qua Long.
_
Shenanigans As Dillon Francis--
Oh shit, this is gonna be a long list.
It's actually not that much.
(It's a lot)
Dillon Francis sits at his desk in his Lair/Office. A pile of legal paperwork is stacked in front of him.
((Oh shit, where's the scene where he's got the glasses?))
Which...glasses…
Aw fuck.
Oh, right--cause he has a--
He has an entire series.
How the fuck did Dillon Francis get to be Captain of the Motherfucking Bampheramphs?!
FUCK that, he's not my captain.
He's your captain.
He is not my Captain.
That is not my President.
I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW!
**Insert: This Is: Dillon Francis Here
Damn dude. Dillon Francis needs an entire character analisis (Okay, keep that misspelling, that's hilarious. Anyway) *Analysis
I think I might have to write one.
Can we not?
I mean.
Yo dude, i”m like half capacity for Dillon Francis
Half, is….half.
Well, I mean it's corona virus so--
Fragments of Mr. Francis
Blasted analysis
Need a dialysis just to get this
Sk-
Shit out my system.
Now I speak
Sk-Sk-Sk
I shout out curses.
Now I speak clown
I'm an Owl out of water.
Now I speak
Sk-Sk-Sk
I create languages
I see the stares
On blank faces
I paint the canvas
With blood and with ashes
I leave on the pavement
First of all,
These park and raves are crazy
Electric Daisy is inside me
Everybody's at the party
All the stars aligning
And all the patrons waiting, waving
___
I call him “The Ghost”
You never know where he goes,
And the music follows
No forward
But I know, I know
He's The Ghost Producer
And I'm just a Loser
_
Ive never seen this one before!
Me neither.
That's great.
Something new.
Well-something old, something new--it's Skrillex.
Yeah, but I like Skrillex.
We all like Skrillex
Wow.
Oh, the fan..family.
Family?
Family, wait--
AGH, THIS MUSIC IS DISTRACTING ME.
It was so clear, and then it just--
Yeah, Vanished?
Yeah.
Yeah.
[A Silence.]
A circle of dancing people summon wishes out of the center of their Concentrical Circle.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
What.
I'm pretty sure this already happened. I remember that.
What?
That never happened
Uh. It did. It happened like, last season--
--LAST SEASON?
--maybe even the season before that.
What! I thought we were watching the Pilot!
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MOVIE.
This is the third movie.
THE THIRD MOVIE?
Wait--when did you get here?
I...have always been here.
[beat.]
She's been going on like this for two days.
Oh My God.
Yes.
Have you tried to stop her?
No, it's too good; Plus, she can sense us coming it's--watch this. Queue the passerby.
A passerby moves towards the garden in the far east corner of the observatory;
Are you recording all of this?
Even better; We're broadcasting it.
To WHO?
(in space, in what (was thought to be, anyway) a Void in the unknown.
Uh, it WAS a void in the unknown, until a satellite crossed into it)
What the fuck, is that a Satelite?
A satellite!
A satellite? Which satellite? I've got dozens of satellites.
Dozens?
*Thousands
Elon Musk: ...Was it one of mine?
(It was)
((To literally nobody's surprise))
(((Literally)))
Literally, nobody--because literally nobody ever existed, ever. Until this happened.
WHAT IS THIS?
Have you seen this?
No.
Well, you're in it.
Okay? I'm in a lot of shit.
We all are. But not this.
(yes you are)
What was that?
What was what?
You need to burn this.
Burn it…
Nobody can ever see it.
Okay.
I just took 6 Xanex.
6!
YES. And ⅓.
And a third. Okay.
Yes. 6 and ⅓.
This,
This.
This is why.
Why what?
Why he looked at me like that.
Like what?
[A look.]
But how could he have even known; Where could he have ever been, that I was that would make it make sense.
Well, we know the Why.
This is why.
So now--How.
How, now Brown Cow?
Okay, honestly--it's almost funny now, because yeah--I'd probably also react that same way if I knew someone was going to write that about me.
Yeah, I panicked.
Panicked; I had a heart attack.
Have you seen that thing?
Yeah, it's massive.
It is massive it's--
--God, it's ridiculous.
--It's almost atrocious.
Yikes.
Yeah.
I've been inside of this story before.
Oh?
I've been inside all of them.
I see.
Most of them, I just choose to forget.
What makes it so that you choose?
_
I actually stopped breathing.
For how long?
Forever. It was nice.
_
You...made this…?
I...yeah.
You cooked me breakfast.
I enjoy cooking.
Well, thank you.
Welcome.
DEAD.
How did--
Alright.
So these two planets.
Yeah.
Two different galaxies?
I guess.
Okay.
_
First of all that party was lit as fuck and you missed it.
I didn't miss it, I just... attended at a limited distance.
Chak Chel's set.
Doooog.
It was.
(MM.)
Bruh, I just miss when SNAILS was Captain.
That was fun times.
Too bad we can't go back.
...we can go back...
No, dude don't--
Ted, Ted, and Ted meet Todd, Todd, and Todd at Lost In The Sauce Lands.
So basically--all 6 of them fuck up at the same time and end up In this--
It's basically a void that lasts infinitely at Lost Lands.
Oh shit.
_
You better quit it, before you get Stuck in The Skrillex.
[The Skrillex Tar Pits]
_
Have you ever seen a mosh pit at--
-- Skril--
NO. I'm not ready to talk about it.
--Dillon Francis--
It was really therapeutic.
-it was nice, they had protective equipment
-there was a line, and a queue
-it was literally the safest moshpit I've ever attended
Meanwhile, at the Skrillex concert:
I'M NOT READY.
-
Well, that was nuts.
Please. No amount of marijuana is going to make you capable of understanding--
I'm not trying to understand, i'm trying to cope; okay?
This nigga has magical powers.
--And then what?--
Is she still on fire?
(an explosion)
Yes.
Is she still on fire?
(several explosions)
Maybe.
There were so many bombs.
(((But the worst?)))
“The Nigga Conniption”
Oh, shit, is that what we're calling it?
Where did he get it?
He didn't “get it”, he just had it.
How could he just “have it.”
I had to do something; They were going to kill him.
What happened to your “survival of the fittest”
This is different.
How is it different?
This is different because he isn't sick, or defective--he's just...created…
…?
...differently. So it's different.
Woah. That's a lot of shit.
It is a lot. What the fuck.
I swear to GOD i've been in this WOBBLE for over a MINUTE NOW.
Ahhhh, there you are--
Ah, The Wobbles. Here, we meet:
-mr. wobble
-the wobble monster
and some other wobble people
who live in the wobble.
Bruh. I am so tired. What does this dude eat for breakfast?
I guess we insert that scene with Dillon Francis here, right?
(((Yup.)))
So, to this festival…
YESTIVAL.
Oh shit, is that what we called it?
YES.
oh shit, because--
EVERYTHING IS YES.
(Everything was yes.)
((It was.))
(((It still is.)))
The Venga Bus.
The Double Dutch Bus.
Whatever that is.
The Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile.
That strange Double Decker from Harry Potter.
T h e S o u l T r a i n
Did it have a name?
I don't know. I don't have time for the internet right now.
Now they call me “the internet”
Okay, wait--
Yeah.
So. Next time I die, that's it--everything just stops.
Yes.
_
Eventually I'm gonna get sick of this shit
and just sit
But that's someday,
And todays not it;
It's lit
About to hit TiTs and
Hit the Highway,
And I'm on the way
Cause I was born to rage.
DaDa Life.
Ahhs, those were the days.
The golden age of rave…
FIRST OF ALL PASQUALE, THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS.
(Overhead of EDC)
YOU DID THIS.
[that's a neutral]
Is she yelling at him?
I think she's more proud and impressed, but pissed at the same time, because he's just so nonchalant and calm about it.
Oh please, that nigga is not calm.
Face.
Have you seen his eyes? They're wild. Wild, I tell you.
OKay what the fuck is happening; Pasqualle's eating Twinkies right now.
Dude, the world is ending.
I don't think the world is “ending”, it's just...something's probably wrong with it or something.
[[watching virtual rave]]
oh yes, something is wrong with it definitely.
What is actually happening right now.
This shit just lifted us into space--
--this isn't it, is it?--
What, at the rave?
You're still at that rave?
You have reception in space?...Hello…
Oh Hell No. My Phone cut off!
I still have reception.
Who do you have
T Mobile
(but later)
Bruh, I just lost service.
What? Oh no.
Oh, what-- I still have service.
What? When did you get here?
Who the fuck are you?
I've...always been here.
What, no you haven't, I--
Shh.
Here.
What? How do you have service? What carrier is this?
GOOGLE.
I don't know--have you asked Google about it?
No, fuck that, I don't want to talk to Google about it--she's just going to make me over analyse everything--
Maybe you should over-analyse it.
No.
Hey man, the word ‘analysis' is starting to look funny.
Of course it looks funny, it starts with ‘anal'
Who starts with ‘anal'?
Touchy.
Hooe shit, have you seen that bitch?
She's scary.
She's a bit scary.
Did she say that? I believe it.
I don't know if I believe it.
BELIEVE IT.
Wait, you're Naruto?
In the flesh!
WHY!
Why am I Naruto?
WHY ARE YOU IN THE FLESH?!
How did you DO this?
You did-did.
I did not DO this; I couldn't DO this!
You can do anything.
But I didn't!
But you can. You can do everything. You are everything.
But i'm not.
Alright. Then you're not.
WHAT?
If you honestly believe that--or whatever you honestly believe--then that's facts.
Damn, she put you in a “Fuck You” Chamber.
[*ding!* FUHCKYOU]
What did you DO.
Yo, what did you doooo.
What did you do to this girl, oh my god dude; I hate you.
I hate you!
I HATE YOU.
I HATE--
Oh now, dear; Hate is such a strong word.
Ohh. It's a Skrillex.
S K R I L L E X
It is.
Looks Fragile.
Should we grab it?
FIRST OF ALL,
--Goddammit, dude--
“IT”, is a HE.
Okay, DAMN.
DAMN? OKAY.
[she does.]
Damn.
Yeah.
So that's what “Damn” is.
Lol the first damnation.
Hey--
Hi--
Okay, what if--
What if:
THAT'S the name of your Supergroup?
I wanted to call us “Trifecta”
Here?
yeah , right here.
This is where you want your Kingdom?
...Yeah, right here.
...Okay...
Okay.
{A look}
K bye.
_
I've been at this rave for 57 days.
_
Okay. Ya'll.
Okay, ya'll!
No. Guys. We gotta get out of here.
What?
Noooo. We're just getting started.
No. Guys. I'm serious. Something is happening.
“I see dead people”
...Freddy Mercury? Really.
Uh huh.
At a rave.
Yes.
In space.
We did go to space, yes.
Okay. Simpson?
Yes.
I'm gonna need you to take the day off.
he's crazy
He's not crazy, he's just gay!
he's craaazy gay.
_
Okay. But how do you know him?
he's my ex.
No he isn't.
Who is it?
(sighs) it's...my ex.
WHAT?
Check. Mate. Bitch.
__
Mm. I know her.
Who--Billie Ellish--
[Nods]
What?
Take me to her.
Take you...to Billie Ellish.
If that's what you're calling...her... now...yes.
“now”?
Mmhmm.
Lady, how old are you--and what is this shit?
Hm. (squints) try it.
(sus) UH, no…?
Suit yourself. It's there if you ever want it.
(later)
Dillon Francis is searching frantically for extra magic when--
[He comes across the flask, and snatches it.]
WOW.
Yeah, I know; it's crazy, right?
You just found him like this?
I did.
Where was he?
I tripped over him at a bus stop.
Woah.
Bro, that's so mean.
Okay
What did Dillon Francis do to you?
He knows what he did.
He does?
No.
(He actually does.)
Oh, I knew it!
((You should know it, you wrote--))
THE END.
___
What is your favorite invention?
Of mine?
Yeah.
Hmm….
(((Ganja.)))
What's your favorite color?
Hmmm…
(((White)))
“When The Day Met The Night”
Has Brenden Urie been to the future?
Probably.
He seems...
He seems off.
(He is)
We all are.
(You are.)
Hey--who's saying that?
Let me be Frank.
Dooooooog.
it's that part! It's that part.
Shuttup!
Nigga this is it--this is the shit I told you!
So...how many channels is this on?
It's on millions of channels throughout the interdiemensions and counting.
“Millions of channels throughout the interdimensions,”
Not only are we Global; We are now Interplanetary, and our Communication Technology has connected us into the outer dimensions, and intersecting parallels.
Are you guys done blowing eachother up yet?
UH, WHAT?
You're idiots; This was supposed to be a redemption for your entire species, and you fuckwads ruined...pretty much everything. Now we have to mellow out your entire civilization--
--yeah, or annihilate it--
---just for you backwards savages to get lifted into the Ascension.
Idiots.
What was that?
What was what?
Did you hear something?
Hear what?
Ouch!
Ow? What's wrong? Are you Okay?!
*trigger, pulled*
-------------------------------------------------------BOOM---------------------------------------------------------------
S/HE CAME THROUGH MY SUBWOOFER.
She came in through the bathroom window.
___
No, no, no--let me be the DJ.
You're already the DJ.
Heh.
I wanna be the DJ.
What were you saying?
I don't know. Something Something Sonny Something.
So she took 6 Xanex, and
#Adderall
It was just a long day, that's all…
And then I hear Skrillex is on his way HERE?
Damn.
No. I'm not okay.
So, I...
Damn dog, she lost it.
She lost it.
I ovet is.
huh.
Oh man, he was on one.
I'm on one.
Fuck it, I'm On One.
Fuck.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Well, that's tragic.
Wait--this is a tragedy?
No, it isn't--it's a comedy.
No, it isn't-it has Sad Dillon Francis.
Exactly. If it has sad Dillon Francis in it, it's tragic. It's supposed to be dramatic.
Dillon Francis was crying in it? That's fantastic. That's hilarious.
Sad Dillon Francis? I don't want to see sad Dillon Francis!
He's a bad actor.
Then i'll be sad.
We're all sad.
Oh, you're right--we're all sad.
Oh.
He is actually not a bad actor.
He was really good in it.
Oh, my God--it was really good.
Are you serious?
I'm not watching it.
It's nominated for an Oscar.
I'm not watching it.
C'mon man --do you know how long it took to get my hands on this?
They have them at Fantastik.
Do you know what I had to do?
It was not cool.
Bro, it was so cool!
So goood.
He is, he's good.
What has he done!
This is bad.
This is very bad.
KLIPTOWN EMPYREAN, OH I GET IT, IT'S--
Sop.
Okay?
You're never gonna get it.
‘Nah, you're never gonna get it.
Never ever gonna get it
DUDE.
WHAT?
WRITE THE FUCKIN MOVIE.
WHICH ONE?
I DON'T KNOW--THE ONE THAT GETS US OUT OF HERE.
How'd you learn how to do that?
Do what?
Does he know?
No, he doesn't. He doesn't know.
Oh.
Oh, he doesn't know what he did?
Nah, not yet.
Wow.
Have you seen this?
[Looks]
(Not Impressed)
Now I have.
What d you think--
I don't.
That it's like, magic, or...what is that.
I don't know what it is.
Well...what do you think it is?
I don't think, I just listen; and if anything sounds interesting, I just send it in.
Interesting like this?
[plays it]
CUT TO:
[stops it]
This is interesting.
They stare into The Box.
I'm glad you did this in person. No one else can know about this; Not even our affiliates.
Not even--
Nobody.
Woah, it actually came back
I told you, if it was a good idea, it would always come back.
It...I guess.
Besides, it's already happened.
It's just playing over.
“Do I Know you?”
“Do you?”
Damn. This shit gets deep.
I don't get how it's deep. And I don't get how it's DIllon Francis.
I can't even imagine how this happened.
Imagine Dragons.
That's--I'd rather--not.
Anyway, why is she cooking this nigga breakfast?
Because he's dead, he should have a nice breakfast.
Yeah, you're probably right.
BILLIE ELLISH
I---like that scythe.
SUPA CRYPT KEEPER
It's nice, right?
BILLIE ELLISH
Yeah. I like it.
SCK
You like it? Have it.
BILLIE ELLISH
It's mine?
SCK
Yah! If you like it so much, just take it--
CUT TO
DILLON FRANCIS
DUDE, SHE TOOk ONE OF MY MAGNETS.
CUT BACK TO
BILLIE ELLISH
Nice!
Besides, I have another one just like it--but tiny.
TINY SCYTHE.
Have you seen this Billie Ellish kid?
Oh wow.
Yeah, she's kind of terrifying.
BILLIE ELLISH is an Old Soul.
(it's true, she actually is)
A really, really old soul.
Who is this. I like it.
Are You Okay?
Not really, but-- (Shrugs)
That's it? That was the fast?
Yup.
But it was so short.
Sometimes it is.
But now what?
What else do you want?
I...don't know how to do this.
Sure you do,you just do it.
You don't know how you shine the sun, you just do it
Just do it!
JUST DO IT, NIKE.
Is this your knife?
I...yes.
[they fight]
Is this your knife?
I... maybe...
[they fight]
Is this...your
I-- [winces]
CUT TO:
Now, give me your hat.
What, why?!
GIVE ME YOUR HAT.
Damn dude, Skrillex is kicking ass and taking names all day in this.
What movie is this?
*This is the dimension where pretty much, everything is Skrillex.
Well, Everything is Skrillex.
Is this the one with the Bellagio Fountain?
I think it is.
Nigga. He remixed it.
He what?
The Conniption. He remixed it.
What?
“The Conniption”; that's what people are calling it.
Oh...
Yeah. Bruh. Look at--
OH MY GOD.
Bro..you leave the fandom, you leave the kingdom.
What Kingdom? Dog, this isn't a Kingdom, it's just random.
Bro, people LOVE IT. Now they want you to do a collab together.
A collab with Skrillex? I can't afford a collab with Skrillex..
You have to do a collab with Skrillex!
Uh, I don't have to do anything. Especially that.
___
You're getting residuals off my existence.
I am your existence.
SKRILLEX is a SUPERSTAR DJ.
-&-
SUPACREE is a SUPERSTAR DJ.
WARNING:
This combination is potentially hazardous.
WARNING.
! ! !
X___X
WARNING.
__
...is there something you need me to do?
It's... hard to talk about it...
Then don't, you don't have to speak, at all, you know.
Oh what, he's telepathic?
Homeotelepathy. What is that?
BRO, WHAT IS YOUR POWER.
Dude, I don't want to see Skrillex. That shit is terrifying.
You're terrified of Skrillex?
[Plays three clips]
...yeah, dude.
Okay, so basically.
Wow, he's a rocket scientist.
How did you get to this Planet?
What Planet.
Oh, Goddamn him.
Well, t--
Then we just LARPED.
Wow that's...
Oh, it got violent.
Are you Finished with the Skrillex?
Not yet.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW?
NO!
DID HE KNOW?
NO!
(((YES.)))
AGH. I hate this place! Everything is YES.
You're a fucking idiot.
Oh yeah, you're a fucking Skrillex. How about that?
Call me Skrillex again, you little bitch--just look me in the eye and say it.
Skrillex.
__
Hey, I know this magic…
Magic, this is all magic.
Yeah, I know this guy; This is Jimmy Fallon's magic.
(Good job, bro.)
Jimmy Fallon's Galaxy.
What the fuck I thought it was a planet.
*Ahem. Jimmy Fallon's Magic Galaxy.
Oh, wow.
Alright, then.
WHAT. Jimmy Fallon isn't a Bampheramph.
Actually, he just made Captain.
You're kidding.
No, that was... that just happened.
Jimmy Fallon.
(Obviously)
Come with--actually, you can stay right there.
What?
Just stand right there.
...and that's his magic.
How does he have that? What did he ask for?
What did you give him?
What did he ask for?
What did you give him?!
Oh My God.
You can't just go around granting wishes!
I was just trying to manage these prayers, one-handedly.
You can't just answer all the prayers as “wishes granted” that's why we have this system.
Christ.
No, not me--not today, Satan; I can't TAKE IT.
JESUS CHRIST.
Nah, he quit.
What?!
BUT. You got me now, so.
Who the FUCK are you?
I'm..uh...
What are they calling me?
They don't know it's you, they're still calling you Jesus.
Well of course they still worship Jesus.
Which Jesus?
Well, any Jesus--All The Jesus.
It was all the Jesus.
All the Jesus.
Magic Israel?
A Ziptie machine?
A “Stud Finder”
IT WORKED.
Of course it works.
Well, no use crying over spilled Skrillex.
But what do we do with it?
Well, we're just going to have to get rid of it.
Get rid of it? Fuck that!
Didn't you say you wanted to *sissappear?
Yes.
Then get out of here.
It is--
No, this isn't.
This is his.
No it isn't--it isn't Skrillex.
What do you mean “It isn't Skrillex”? It's Skrillex.
It isn't Skrillex.
What are you talking about--it's--
I made this.
What?
No, it's.
It's me. I did this.
She's not mad at him,
or anything
In fact,
She's just a fragment
Or a figment
or a magnet, that managed to stick
In his imagination
I hang out in this memory
It's bad,
But I keep going back--
I thought maybe I could manage it
Keep it from happening
But it just keeps happening
And hasn't yet
I have to see him.
His eyes.
He's hiding it.
I know where the rest is.
Skrillex has it.
I'm dying, right? I have to be dying.
You're dead.
But I'm dying. I've been here before and I've felt it.
Tokyo?
High rise.
Sounds Nice.
Check the price on a flight.
Likewise,
I've tried to find this guy about a million times.
I know where he hides it.
So, how does it end?
It just ends.
yeah --but how does it end?
It just...ended.
You actually have to leave, to get out of here.
NO…
Don't do it.
Don't do what? I didn't do anything.
This is the way she wanted it.
JUMP.
Jump--now? Are you sure?
This morning my mind was made up;
I was going to Thailand for over a month.
Sweet, and Rich--
But Flaky
Like a pastry in the morning;
Seems like a great treat but really,
He's no good for me
So we'll have a Mexican Wedding
Damn. How did Dillon Francis get so high up???
Well, I found him hanging from a tree, so.
OH FUCK, I GET IT--
HE IS GERALD.
Damn.
I don't know how to explain this…
Oh shit, I get it; I'm Gerald.
-
HI, I'm Gerald.
Dude, I can't tell the story of Gerald. Only Dillon Francis can do that.
I concur.
That's right. Gerald is his friend--
--He's my friend--
I'm not go--
—And that's it. It just e—
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
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By deadmau53
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There's this cricket that lives
Somewhere near here,
When I hear him
I think of the song
He sings
and all I think is
“I wish someone would sing for me,
I wish someone would sing for me”
If he makes me cry one more time...
“One last time,
We gonna celebrate”
If there's an album,
there's going to be a tour;
If there's a tour,
I'm gonna wanna see him
And it's just infinite, isn't it--
Infinite, isn't it?
There's no point to it;
There's really nowhere safe,
that I could run from him
A class act
An a plus
A sad actor with black magic
A bad pastor with bad habits
A black cat, and a hat and in it
Is everything I ever imagined
If there's an album,
There's going to be a crowd
I'm gonna want to be in it
And it's just infinite isn't it
Can't live with Skrillex
Can't go on tour with him
Maybe I just,
Settle down in this awful town
While I try to figure out,
What this is about
And if this is about Skrillex
How did I get into it?
If this is Skrillex
How do
___
AHHHH DUDE.
AHHH THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
Ahhhh man.
What the fuck.
This is--did you Put The Skrillex in The Skrillex, like I said?
...I…
...did you put the Skrillex in The Skrillex?
Skrillex-Skrillex
Put the-the Skrillex in the Skrillex
Skrillex-t-Skrillex-Skrillex
Skrillex is Skrillex-Skrillex
OH SHIT.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER WRITING ‘THE SKRILLEX SONG'?
I DIDN'T WRITE IT!
YOU WROTE IT.
She's denying it.
Oh, She stole all ya'll music.
She took all of my songs.
All of them?
I mean, not all of them--just the bangers.
I'm not going to Mexico for Dillon Francis.
“The Interrogation”
SUPACREE pays the incarcerated SKRILLEX under observation a series of visits, using her invisibility cloak.
[[*This would be along the same storyline (using a linear “time”) where SUPACREE has gained most of her abilities, and is also terrorizing Dillon Francis (*interns scene).
So.
What?
Just to get this straight; Nobody can see SUPACREE?
Right.
But she's--basically--beating the shit out of people.
Yeah, she's just... fucking shit up.
But nobody can see her.
No.
At all.
No. Nobody at all, just the DJ's.
Starting with--
D1-Skrillex
D2-DIllon Francis
D3-SUPACREE
(Wait, how the fuck?)
Scary Monsters and SUPACREE.
Well, which comes first?
What?
Which movie?
I--What?
In order.
Order?
Like...wait, what are you saying?
When you put them in order--
Order??
ORDER!!!
Bruh. I just got a dick pic from Dillon Francis.
What? By like, accident?
I don't think it was an accident…
It had to be...
It has a personalized greeting, with my name in it.
What? Let me see--!
(Look)
I mean--not “let me see”, I just meant--the greeting. Like, what did it say?
Dude--
Damn, that's…
Yeahhhh man!
Was there a show tonight?
Maaaayyybe, I don't know where it would be...
Yo dude, I'm calling--WOAH.
What dude?
I got a message from him too!
Oh shiiiit, what's it say?
Should I even open it?
Open it!
What if it's his dick, bro?
Open it!
[Opens it.]
OHHH.
It's his dick, bro.
Oh SHIT, what the fuck HAPPENED?
What did happen?
Does yours have a message?
What did happen…? I feel like--wait, is that--huh.
What does the message say?
It does have a message...wait--let me see yours again.
What the fuck for?
[staring at phone, cocking head slowly to one side]
((Ohh, I like this, the audio pans like--))
I feel like mine's at a different angle.
A different angle--wh--let me see.
[shows phone]
[cocks head to the side slowly, returning to his phone to compare the photos]
Oh shit, that is at a different angle. With different lighting!
Whatthefuuuck.
Dude.
_
Well, what did you do when you were Skrillex?
A lot.
_
Yo. That dude has like 16 passports. I had a lot of fun as Qua Long.
_
Shenanigans As Dillon Francis--
Oh shit, this is gonna be a long list.
It's actually not that much.
(It's a lot)
Dillon Francis sits at his desk in his Lair/Office. A pile of legal paperwork is stacked in front of him.
((Oh shit, where's the scene where he's got the glasses?))
Which...glasses…
Aw fuck.
Oh, right--cause he has a--
He has an entire series.
How the fuck did Dillon Francis get to be Captain of the Motherfucking Bampheramphs?!
FUCK that, he's not my captain.
He's your captain.
He is not my Captain.
That is not my President.
I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW!
**Insert: This Is: Dillon Francis Here
Damn dude. Dillon Francis needs an entire character analisis (Okay, keep that misspelling, that's hilarious. Anyway) *Analysis
I think I might have to write one.
Can we not?
I mean.
Yo dude, i”m like half capacity for Dillon Francis
Half, is….half.
Well, I mean it's corona virus so--
Fragments of Mr. Francis
Blasted analysis
Need a dialysis just to get this
Sk-
Shit out my system.
Now I speak
Sk-Sk-Sk
I shout out curses.
Now I speak clown
I'm an Owl out of water.
Now I speak
Sk-Sk-Sk
I create languages
I see the stares
On blank faces
I paint the canvas
With blood and with ashes
I leave on the pavement
First of all,
These park and raves are crazy
Electric Daisy is inside me
Everybody's at the party
All the stars aligning
And all the patrons waiting, waving
___
I call him “The Ghost”
You never know where he goes,
And the music follows
No forward
But I know, I know
He's The Ghost Producer
And I'm just a Loser
_
Ive never seen this one before!
Me neither.
That's great.
Something new.
Well-something old, something new--it's Skrillex.
Yeah, but I like Skrillex.
We all like Skrillex
Wow.
Oh, the fan..family.
Family?
Family, wait--
AGH, THIS MUSIC IS DISTRACTING ME.
It was so clear, and then it just--
Yeah, Vanished?
Yeah.
Yeah.
[A Silence.]
A circle of dancing people summon wishes out of the center of their Concentrical Circle.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
What.
I'm pretty sure this already happened. I remember that.
What?
That never happened
Uh. It did. It happened like, last season--
--LAST SEASON?
--maybe even the season before that.
What! I thought we were watching the Pilot!
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MOVIE.
This is the third movie.
THE THIRD MOVIE?
Wait--when did you get here?
I...have always been here.
[beat.]
She's been going on like this for two days.
Oh My God.
Yes.
Have you tried to stop her?
No, it's too good; Plus, she can sense us coming it's--watch this. Queue the passerby.
A passerby moves towards the garden in the far east corner of the observatory;
Are you recording all of this?
Even better; We're broadcasting it.
To WHO?
(in space, in what (was thought to be, anyway) a Void in the unknown.
Uh, it WAS a void in the unknown, until a satellite crossed into it)
What the fuck, is that a Satelite?
A satellite!
A satellite? Which satellite? I've got dozens of satellites.
Dozens?
*Thousands
Elon Musk: ...Was it one of mine?
(It was)
((To literally nobody's surprise))
(((Literally)))
Literally, nobody--because literally nobody ever existed, ever. Until this happened.
WHAT IS THIS?
Have you seen this?
No.
Well, you're in it.
Okay? I'm in a lot of shit.
We all are. But not this.
(yes you are)
What was that?
What was what?
You need to burn this.
Burn it…
Nobody can ever see it.
Okay.
I just took 6 Xanex.
6!
YES. And ⅓.
And a third. Okay.
Yes. 6 and ⅓.
This,
This.
This is why.
Why what?
Why he looked at me like that.
Like what?
[A look.]
But how could he have even known; Where could he have ever been, that I was that would make it make sense.
Well, we know the Why.
This is why.
So now--How.
How, now Brown Cow?
Okay, honestly--it's almost funny now, because yeah--I'd probably also react that same way if I knew someone was going to write that about me.
Yeah, I panicked.
Panicked; I had a heart attack.
Have you seen that thing?
Yeah, it's massive.
It is massive it's--
--God, it's ridiculous.
--It's almost atrocious.
Yikes.
Yeah.
I've been inside of this story before.
Oh?
I've been inside all of them.
I see.
Most of them, I just choose to forget.
What makes it so that you choose?
_
I actually stopped breathing.
For how long?
Forever. It was nice.
_
You...made this…?
I...yeah.
You cooked me breakfast.
I enjoy cooking.
Well, thank you.
Welcome.
DEAD.
How did--
Alright.
So these two planets.
Yeah.
Two different galaxies?
I guess.
Okay.
_
First of all that party was lit as fuck and you missed it.
I didn't miss it, I just... attended at a limited distance.
Chak Chel's set.
Doooog.
It was.
(MM.)
Bruh, I just miss when SNAILS was Captain.
That was fun times.
Too bad we can't go back.
...we can go back...
No, dude don't--
Ted, Ted, and Ted meet Todd, Todd, and Todd at Lost In The Sauce Lands.
So basically--all 6 of them fuck up at the same time and end up In this--
It's basically a void that lasts infinitely at Lost Lands.
Oh shit.
_
You better quit it, before you get Stuck in The Skrillex.
[The Skrillex Tar Pits]
_
Have you ever seen a mosh pit at--
-- Skril--
NO. I'm not ready to talk about it.
--Dillon Francis--
It was really therapeutic.
-it was nice, they had protective equipment
-there was a line, and a queue
-it was literally the safest moshpit I've ever attended
Meanwhile, at the Skrillex concert:
I'M NOT READY.
-
Well, that was nuts.
Please. No amount of marijuana is going to make you capable of understanding--
I'm not trying to understand, i'm trying to cope; okay?
This nigga has magical powers.
--And then what?--
Is she still on fire?
(an explosion)
Yes.
Is she still on fire?
(several explosions)
Maybe.
There were so many bombs.
(((But the worst?)))
“The Nigga Conniption”
Oh, shit, is that what we're calling it?
Where did he get it?
He didn't “get it”, he just had it.
How could he just “have it.”
I had to do something; They were going to kill him.
What happened to your “survival of the fittest”
This is different.
How is it different?
This is different because he isn't sick, or defective--he's just...created…
…?
...differently. So it's different.
Woah. That's a lot of shit.
It is a lot. What the fuck.
I swear to GOD i've been in this WOBBLE for over a MINUTE NOW.
Ahhhh, there you are--
Ah, The Wobbles. Here, we meet:
-mr. wobble
-the wobble monster
and some other wobble people
who live in the wobble.
Bruh. I am so tired. What does this dude eat for breakfast?
I guess we insert that scene with Dillon Francis here, right?
(((Yup.)))
So, to this festival…
YESTIVAL.
Oh shit, is that what we called it?
YES.
oh shit, because--
EVERYTHING IS YES.
(Everything was yes.)
((It was.))
(((It still is.)))
The Venga Bus.
The Double Dutch Bus.
Whatever that is.
The Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile.
That strange Double Decker from Harry Potter.
T h e S o u l T r a i n
Did it have a name?
I don't know. I don't have time for the internet right now.
Now they call me “the internet”
Okay, wait--
Yeah.
So. Next time I die, that's it--everything just stops.
Yes.
_
Eventually I'm gonna get sick of this shit
and just sit
But that's someday,
And todays not it;
It's lit
About to hit TiTs and
Hit the Highway,
And I'm on the way
Cause I was born to rage.
DaDa Life.
Ahhs, those were the days.
The golden age of rave…
FIRST OF ALL PASQUALE, THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS.
(Overhead of EDC)
YOU DID THIS.
[that's a neutral]
Is she yelling at him?
I think she's more proud and impressed, but pissed at the same time, because he's just so nonchalant and calm about it.
Oh please, that nigga is not calm.
Face.
Have you seen his eyes? They're wild. Wild, I tell you.
OKay what the fuck is happening; Pasqualle's eating Twinkies right now.
Dude, the world is ending.
I don't think the world is “ending”, it's just...something's probably wrong with it or something.
[[watching virtual rave]]
oh yes, something is wrong with it definitely.
What is actually happening right now.
This shit just lifted us into space--
--this isn't it, is it?--
What, at the rave?
You're still at that rave?
You have reception in space?...Hello…
Oh Hell No. My Phone cut off!
I still have reception.
Who do you have
T Mobile
(but later)
Bruh, I just lost service.
What? Oh no.
Oh, what-- I still have service.
What? When did you get here?
Who the fuck are you?
I've...always been here.
What, no you haven't, I--
Shh.
Here.
What? How do you have service? What carrier is this?
GOOGLE.
I don't know--have you asked Google about it?
No, fuck that, I don't want to talk to Google about it--she's just going to make me over analyse everything--
Maybe you should over-analyse it.
No.
Hey man, the word ‘analysis' is starting to look funny.
Of course it looks funny, it starts with ‘anal'
Who starts with ‘anal'?
Touchy.
Hooe shit, have you seen that bitch?
She's scary.
She's a bit scary.
Did she say that? I believe it.
I don't know if I believe it.
BELIEVE IT.
Wait, you're Naruto?
In the flesh!
WHY!
Why am I Naruto?
WHY ARE YOU IN THE FLESH?!
How did you DO this?
You did-did.
I did not DO this; I couldn't DO this!
You can do anything.
But I didn't!
But you can. You can do everything. You are everything.
But i'm not.
Alright. Then you're not.
WHAT?
If you honestly believe that--or whatever you honestly believe--then that's facts.
Damn, she put you in a “Fuck You” Chamber.
[*ding!* FUHCKYOU]
What did you DO.
Yo, what did you doooo.
What did you do to this girl, oh my god dude; I hate you.
I hate you!
I HATE YOU.
I HATE--
Oh now, dear; Hate is such a strong word.
Ohh. It's a Skrillex.
S K R I L L E X
It is.
Looks Fragile.
Should we grab it?
FIRST OF ALL,
--Goddammit, dude--
“IT”, is a HE.
Okay, DAMN.
DAMN? OKAY.
[she does.]
Damn.
Yeah.
So that's what “Damn” is.
Lol the first damnation.
Hey--
Hi--
Okay, what if--
What if:
THAT'S the name of your Supergroup?
I wanted to call us “Trifecta”
Here?
yeah , right here.
This is where you want your Kingdom?
...Yeah, right here.
...Okay...
Okay.
{A look}
K bye.
_
I've been at this rave for 57 days.
_
Okay. Ya'll.
Okay, ya'll!
No. Guys. We gotta get out of here.
What?
Noooo. We're just getting started.
No. Guys. I'm serious. Something is happening.
“I see dead people”
...Freddy Mercury? Really.
Uh huh.
At a rave.
Yes.
In space.
We did go to space, yes.
Okay. Simpson?
Yes.
I'm gonna need you to take the day off.
he's crazy
He's not crazy, he's just gay!
he's craaazy gay.
_
Okay. But how do you know him?
he's my ex.
No he isn't.
Who is it?
(sighs) it's...my ex.
WHAT?
Check. Mate. Bitch.
__
Mm. I know her.
Who--Billie Ellish--
[Nods]
What?
Take me to her.
Take you...to Billie Ellish.
If that's what you're calling...her... now...yes.
“now”?
Mmhmm.
Lady, how old are you--and what is this shit?
Hm. (squints) try it.
(sus) UH, no…?
Suit yourself. It's there if you ever want it.
(later)
Dillon Francis is searching frantically for extra magic when--
[He comes across the flask, and snatches it.]
WOW.
Yeah, I know; it's crazy, right?
You just found him like this?
I did.
Where was he?
I tripped over him at a bus stop.
Woah.
Bro, that's so mean.
Okay
What did Dillon Francis do to you?
He knows what he did.
He does?
No.
(He actually does.)
Oh, I knew it!
((You should know it, you wrote--))
THE END.
___
What is your favorite invention?
Of mine?
Yeah.
Hmm….
(((Ganja.)))
What's your favorite color?
Hmmm…
(((White)))
“When The Day Met The Night”
Has Brenden Urie been to the future?
Probably.
He seems...
He seems off.
(He is)
We all are.
(You are.)
Hey--who's saying that?
Let me be Frank.
Dooooooog.
it's that part! It's that part.
Shuttup!
Nigga this is it--this is the shit I told you!
So...how many channels is this on?
It's on millions of channels throughout the interdiemensions and counting.
“Millions of channels throughout the interdimensions,”
Not only are we Global; We are now Interplanetary, and our Communication Technology has connected us into the outer dimensions, and intersecting parallels.
Are you guys done blowing eachother up yet?
UH, WHAT?
You're idiots; This was supposed to be a redemption for your entire species, and you fuckwads ruined...pretty much everything. Now we have to mellow out your entire civilization--
--yeah, or annihilate it--
---just for you backwards savages to get lifted into the Ascension.
Idiots.
What was that?
What was what?
Did you hear something?
Hear what?
Ouch!
Ow? What's wrong? Are you Okay?!
*trigger, pulled*
-------------------------------------------------------BOOM---------------------------------------------------------------
S/HE CAME THROUGH MY SUBWOOFER.
She came in through the bathroom window.
___
No, no, no--let me be the DJ.
You're already the DJ.
Heh.
I wanna be the DJ.
What were you saying?
I don't know. Something Something Sonny Something.
So she took 6 Xanex, and
#Adderall
It was just a long day, that's all…
And then I hear Skrillex is on his way HERE?
Damn.
No. I'm not okay.
So, I...
Damn dog, she lost it.
She lost it.
I ovet is.
huh.
Oh man, he was on one.
I'm on one.
Fuck it, I'm On One.
Fuck.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Well, that's tragic.
Wait--this is a tragedy?
No, it isn't--it's a comedy.
No, it isn't-it has Sad Dillon Francis.
Exactly. If it has sad Dillon Francis in it, it's tragic. It's supposed to be dramatic.
Dillon Francis was crying in it? That's fantastic. That's hilarious.
Sad Dillon Francis? I don't want to see sad Dillon Francis!
He's a bad actor.
Then i'll be sad.
We're all sad.
Oh, you're right--we're all sad.
Oh.
He is actually not a bad actor.
He was really good in it.
Oh, my God--it was really good.
Are you serious?
I'm not watching it.
It's nominated for an Oscar.
I'm not watching it.
C'mon man --do you know how long it took to get my hands on this?
They have them at Fantastik.
Do you know what I had to do?
It was not cool.
Bro, it was so cool!
So goood.
He is, he's good.
What has he done!
This is bad.
This is very bad.
KLIPTOWN EMPYREAN, OH I GET IT, IT'S--
Sop.
Okay?
You're never gonna get it.
‘Nah, you're never gonna get it.
Never ever gonna get it
DUDE.
WHAT?
WRITE THE FUCKIN MOVIE.
WHICH ONE?
I DON'T KNOW--THE ONE THAT GETS US OUT OF HERE.
How'd you learn how to do that?
Do what?
Does he know?
No, he doesn't. He doesn't know.
Oh.
Oh, he doesn't know what he did?
Nah, not yet.
Wow.
Have you seen this?
[Looks]
(Not Impressed)
Now I have.
What d you think--
I don't.
That it's like, magic, or...what is that.
I don't know what it is.
Well...what do you think it is?
I don't think, I just listen; and if anything sounds interesting, I just send it in.
Interesting like this?
[plays it]
CUT TO:
[stops it]
This is interesting.
They stare into The Box.
I'm glad you did this in person. No one else can know about this; Not even our affiliates.
Not even--
Nobody.
Woah, it actually came back
I told you, if it was a good idea, it would always come back.
It...I guess.
Besides, it's already happened.
It's just playing over.
“Do I Know you?”
“Do you?”
Damn. This shit gets deep.
I don't get how it's deep. And I don't get how it's DIllon Francis.
I can't even imagine how this happened.
Imagine Dragons.
That's--I'd rather--not.
Anyway, why is she cooking this nigga breakfast?
Because he's dead, he should have a nice breakfast.
Yeah, you're probably right.
BILLIE ELLISH
I---like that scythe.
SUPA CRYPT KEEPER
It's nice, right?
BILLIE ELLISH
Yeah. I like it.
SCK
You like it? Have it.
BILLIE ELLISH
It's mine?
SCK
Yah! If you like it so much, just take it--
CUT TO
DILLON FRANCIS
DUDE, SHE TOOk ONE OF MY MAGNETS.
CUT BACK TO
BILLIE ELLISH
Nice!
Besides, I have another one just like it--but tiny.
TINY SCYTHE.
Have you seen this Billie Ellish kid?
Oh wow.
Yeah, she's kind of terrifying.
BILLIE ELLISH is an Old Soul.
(it's true, she actually is)
A really, really old soul.
Who is this. I like it.
Are You Okay?
Not really, but-- (Shrugs)
That's it? That was the fast?
Yup.
But it was so short.
Sometimes it is.
But now what?
What else do you want?
I...don't know how to do this.
Sure you do,you just do it.
You don't know how you shine the sun, you just do it
Just do it!
JUST DO IT, NIKE.
Is this your knife?
I...yes.
[they fight]
Is this your knife?
I... maybe...
[they fight]
Is this...your
I-- [winces]
CUT TO:
Now, give me your hat.
What, why?!
GIVE ME YOUR HAT.
Damn dude, Skrillex is kicking ass and taking names all day in this.
What movie is this?
*This is the dimension where pretty much, everything is Skrillex.
Well, Everything is Skrillex.
Is this the one with the Bellagio Fountain?
I think it is.
Nigga. He remixed it.
He what?
The Conniption. He remixed it.
What?
“The Conniption”; that's what people are calling it.
Oh...
Yeah. Bruh. Look at--
OH MY GOD.
Bro..you leave the fandom, you leave the kingdom.
What Kingdom? Dog, this isn't a Kingdom, it's just random.
Bro, people LOVE IT. Now they want you to do a collab together.
A collab with Skrillex? I can't afford a collab with Skrillex..
You have to do a collab with Skrillex!
Uh, I don't have to do anything. Especially that.
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You're getting residuals off my existence.
I am your existence.
SKRILLEX is a SUPERSTAR DJ.
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SUPACREE is a SUPERSTAR DJ.
WARNING:
This combination is potentially hazardous.
WARNING.
! ! !
X___X
WARNING.
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...is there something you need me to do?
It's... hard to talk about it...
Then don't, you don't have to speak, at all, you know.
Oh what, he's telepathic?
Homeotelepathy. What is that?
BRO, WHAT IS YOUR POWER.
Dude, I don't want to see Skrillex. That shit is terrifying.
You're terrified of Skrillex?
[Plays three clips]
...yeah, dude.
Okay, so basically.
Wow, he's a rocket scientist.
How did you get to this Planet?
What Planet.
Oh, Goddamn him.
Well, t--
Then we just LARPED.
Wow that's...
Oh, it got violent.
Are you Finished with the Skrillex?
Not yet.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW?
NO!
DID HE KNOW?
NO!
(((YES.)))
AGH. I hate this place! Everything is YES.
You're a fucking idiot.
Oh yeah, you're a fucking Skrillex. How about that?
Call me Skrillex again, you little bitch--just look me in the eye and say it.
Skrillex.
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Hey, I know this magic…
Magic, this is all magic.
Yeah, I know this guy; This is Jimmy Fallon's magic.
(Good job, bro.)
Jimmy Fallon's Galaxy.
What the fuck I thought it was a planet.
*Ahem. Jimmy Fallon's Magic Galaxy.
Oh, wow.
Alright, then.
WHAT. Jimmy Fallon isn't a Bampheramph.
Actually, he just made Captain.
You're kidding.
No, that was... that just happened.
Jimmy Fallon.
(Obviously)
Come with--actually, you can stay right there.
What?
Just stand right there.
...and that's his magic.
How does he have that? What did he ask for?
What did you give him?
What did he ask for?
What did you give him?!
Oh My God.
You can't just go around granting wishes!
I was just trying to manage these prayers, one-handedly.
You can't just answer all the prayers as “wishes granted” that's why we have this system.
Christ.
No, not me--not today, Satan; I can't TAKE IT.
JESUS CHRIST.
Nah, he quit.
What?!
BUT. You got me now, so.
Who the FUCK are you?
I'm..uh...
What are they calling me?
They don't know it's you, they're still calling you Jesus.
Well of course they still worship Jesus.
Which Jesus?
Well, any Jesus--All The Jesus.
It was all the Jesus.
All the Jesus.
Magic Israel?
A Ziptie machine?
A “Stud Finder”
IT WORKED.
Of course it works.
Well, no use crying over spilled Skrillex.
But what do we do with it?
Well, we're just going to have to get rid of it.
Get rid of it? Fuck that!
Didn't you say you wanted to *sissappear?
Yes.
Then get out of here.
It is--
No, this isn't.
This is his.
No it isn't--it isn't Skrillex.
What do you mean “It isn't Skrillex”? It's Skrillex.
It isn't Skrillex.
What are you talking about--it's--
I made this.
What?
No, it's.
It's me. I did this.
She's not mad at him,
or anything
In fact,
She's just a fragment
Or a figment
or a magnet, that managed to stick
In his imagination
I hang out in this memory
It's bad,
But I keep going back--
I thought maybe I could manage it
Keep it from happening
But it just keeps happening
And hasn't yet
I have to see him.
His eyes.
He's hiding it.
I know where the rest is.
Skrillex has it.
I'm dying, right? I have to be dying.
You're dead.
But I'm dying. I've been here before and I've felt it.
Tokyo?
High rise.
Sounds Nice.
Check the price on a flight.
Likewise,
I've tried to find this guy about a million times.
I know where he hides it.
So, how does it end?
It just ends.
yeah --but how does it end?
It just...ended.
You actually have to leave, to get out of here.
NO…
Don't do it.
Don't do what? I didn't do anything.
This is the way she wanted it.
JUMP.
Jump--now? Are you sure?
This morning my mind was made up;
I was going to Thailand for over a month.
Sweet, and Rich--
But Flaky
Like a pastry in the morning;
Seems like a great treat but really,
He's no good for me
So we'll have a Mexican Wedding
Damn. How did Dillon Francis get so high up???
Well, I found him hanging from a tree, so.
OH FUCK, I GET IT--
HE IS GERALD.
Damn.
I don't know how to explain this…
Oh shit, I get it; I'm Gerald.
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HI, I'm Gerald.
Dude, I can't tell the story of Gerald. Only Dillon Francis can do that.
I concur.
That's right. Gerald is his friend--
--He's my friend--
I'm not go--
—And that's it. It just e—
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