You won't catch this fight on Pay-Per-View: The "man of your dreams" takes on the unstoppable goalie who wants to puck you up!  These are two of horror cinema's most famous killers, and over countless movies of their own, they've killed just about everyone except each other!  Hence, "Freddy vs. Jason" hit the screens in 2003 and murderous mayhem ensued.  This bloody battle might be short on sense, but it's a scream nonetheless.  It's almost too much for me to process, so I've called in some reinforcements: Quan Ngo.  He knows this movie a little better than I, and helps me slash through the stupidity.  If you can stay awake, you might survive this podcast and even hear a few jokes of slightly higher quality than the ridiculous one-liners Freddy Krueger is so fond of spurting out.  He might kill, but he's a lousy stand-up comedian.