Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  With Season 4 wrapped up that means only one thing! No, not the start of  a new season. You get tweeners! Everyone loves random short stories  with characters that will never show up again. In this particular story,  Austin is the DM now. The rest of us are a bunch of rookie vikings,  sailing towards England for fortune and glory. However, the gods are not  happy with us and send a storm to punish us. When it is all over, we  land in an unknown land. That won’t stop vikings though. When we arrive,  we conquer and we pillage! Where did we end up? What happened to the  rest of the crew? What is the best way to skin a wolf? What do you do  with three lower wolf jaw bones? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads  whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral  compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters,  and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly  selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from  the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing  what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D  Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th  edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game  before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different  from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to  start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where  you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some  dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with  you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all  of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out  “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our  dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound  proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the  benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the  scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched  Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch  streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk  and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer