Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! At  least when the Botched boys play as viking raiders, they are playing to  their strong suits: murdering indiscriminately. In this episode, they  change their minds when they meet the people of North Umbria. The group  decides they want to be farmers, find a family, settle down and abandon  their violent tendencies. Just kidding. Of course they just ruin the  common person’s lives as much as possible. At least this time around  they actually found some members of society. Looks like they have other  problems to deal with than just vikings. Looks like they got a case of  the werewolves. How will the party torment the common folk? How good are  their wolf impressions? Why is Vyern always talking about his brother?  What is a baby kabob? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads  whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral  compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters,  and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly  selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from  the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing  what this devil worshiping game is all about, Botched: A D&D  Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th  edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game  before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different  from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to  start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where  you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some  dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with  you for completely different experience!

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Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch  streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk  and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer