#015: "We interrupt this program with a special bulletin: America is now under martial law. All constitutional rights have been suspended. Stay in your homes." Remember Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys delivering those lines for his pal Ice-T in the song "Shut Up, Be Happy?" Well ... Hours ago Washington Governor Jay Inslee ordered us to shelter in place. So remain calm, shut up, be happy and find out how everything you have ever been taught is a lie.