Matthew reports on a traumatizing, germ infested 7 hours in the emergency room. He also covers the most interesting news stories of the past two weeks and give you a streaming recommendation. Bon Jovi can't act.

Seattle Tonight believes that some non-violent crimes are so outrageous, public flogging might be the only answer. The "no doorknob touching" movement makes more sense with every passing day, and at this moment, it’s possible Alec Baldwin is one of America's most inspirational men. WNBA players are considering sitting out, and Warren walks us through some of the tough times in his former marriage. All this and more on Seattle Tonight.

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This episode kicks off with news, jokes, and a deep dive into the hottest horror film of the year, Nosferatu. Then, the story of a couple who sat next to a dead woman on a Qatar Airlines flight—and the unexpected lesson it teaches us. Plus, Trump vs. Zelensky made for must-see TV, Warren had a rest stop experience (and quit his job), and we review Buried Alive: The Clay Killer from Breaking Glass Pictures. We wrap things up with a discussion on xylitol and Ne Zha 2.

The program opens with monologue jokes. After some laughs, Warren and Matthew talk about the greatest sporting event of the last decade, the Four Nations Face Off where the United States and Canada had a couple of proper, violent, brotherly duels. Warren watched a three hour Chinese movie but did not understand it. He discusses this with his girlfriend who is from China.

ICE is in Seattle and deportation flights are taking place at Boeing Field. Martin Scorsese's After Hours is the streaming recommendation of the week. MSNBC is the first domino to fall in the great cable news collapse and Matthew wants to short commercial real estate like Ryan Gosling did with residential housing in 2007.

Seattle Tonight opens with some monologue jokes. Plus, microplastics are inside most people, and pre-smartphone Super Bowls were much more beautiful. Why do NFL fans hate Taylor Swift?

Aliens are interdimensional, and the new administration tells us there’s every reason to believe that the Warren Commission presented fake news to your grandparents.

This week’s streaming recommendation is Tangerine, which you can watch on Max. Tesla has also surpassed Subaru as the most "overrepresented" car in Washington State. AI podcasts are terrible!

The program concludes with a poem from Warren, inspired by the movie Saturday Night about SNL.

On the first episode of Seattle Tonight, Matthew and Warren discuss the disgusting laugh one must perform during a job interview. They move on to talk about how something always seems to feel a little bit off with major news stories and why the Eagles need to harm Patrick Mahomes in order to stop the three-peat.

Three airplane (and helicopter) crashes in one week? Should we worry about drones? For goodness sakes why has Fauci been pardoned?

Warren says that Canadian healthcare is not all it is cracked up to be and Blacula (free on Tubi) is the streaming recommendation of the week. Are there consequences to a raised minimum wage? Finally, Warren has a recurring nightmare.