Good evening friends... tonight we welcome the true king of Staten Island: Sebastian Conelli! He's famously loud, but tonight he's trying his best to lull you to dreamland.

This episode is about... toilet paper weed, Sebtheman01, one of the best schools in the country, Fantasia, Marmoset monkeys establishing dominance, gushers and fruit snacks,  a DARE shirt and a pack of cigarettes, Giuliani's frat, getting hit by the subway, and waking up early to take a long bath.

Sebastian has performed at UCB with the Stepfathers and Assssscat every Friday and Sunday. You can now see him in Raaaatscraps and his podcast “Loud About Nothing” is available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and via Instagram: @loudaboutnothing. Currently, new episodes air twice a week.