The friend group is officially splintering and we are HERE for it. In this episode covering Secret Lives of Mormon Wives S2E5 "The Book of Divisions," Alex and Taylor break down Jen finally standing up to Jesse, Mikayla being absolutely brutal to Whitney, and why Demi laughing at Layla getting hit with shrimp proves she's ugly on the inside.

Plus: our notes app confessions, why we're quitting nicotine (badly), ages that surprised us, and extensive tangents about Love Island, hibachi chefs, and why Craig Conover using ChatGPT for therapy is unhinged.