Secret Theater was a Patreon side show we did covering film adaptations of our favorite (and not-so-favorite) video games. Since the Patreon and the show are on hiatus, the show became unavailable. We decided to upload them and hope you enjoy us talking about goofy movies.

This time, it's Hitman, a movie the lead actor has openly referred to as a personal low-point. It features a hilarious sword fight and honestly not much else. But it is, technically, a motion picture!