Strap yourself in for an incredible conversation. Stage kisses and the dangers of sexual assault. Sarah reached a continue kissing or slap moment. Poem structure. Iambic pentameter or Haiku? Difference between secrets and privacy explored. The need to lie to preserve secrets. Trusting someone with a secret. Secret desires. Elvis Costello “For Other Eyes” discussed. Weird expressions of love through DIY. Taking secrets to the grave. The burrowing worm will find your secrets. Is going to a strip club a suitable venue for a works outing. The disgusting “it will always be our little secret”. Dangers of pillow talk. Doing a number 2 at a dinner party. And so much more.