What Secret will die with you? "I was at my son's baseball game. Thought it was just a toot (you know about toots, right Pidge?) I full on pooped my pants. I left instantly and left my son behind. When I came back people asked what happened and I still won't tell anyone to this day!" "I had a four month affair with my priest." "I had unicorn with my algebra teacher." "I was really sick and pooped the bed while my ex boyfriend was in it, but I forgot he was there and moved onto the couch and left the poop in the bed with him... so sorry!"

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