Why can't you ever go back somewhere ever again?? "I passed out in church a couple of months ago. To this day, I can't bring myself to set foot in there." "Banned from a bar in Fairbanks, Alaska for peeing in a Home Depot bucket. In my defense… there was only one stall in the women’s bathroom and 4386 people in line!" "My husband has a lifetime ban from Universal Studios Florida. He took a picture of a woman with large ta-tas and a scandalous outfit and some other woman caught him and told security. Worst part was... that was the 1st and ONLY picture he took on our 4 day trip.