Your deep dark shower thoughts. "Adulting sucks, I'm not a fan of my life, and I want to run away. Depending on the day, I may or may not take my wife with me." "Which name came first? The fruit orange, or the color orange?" "If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?"

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