It's a mess over here. AI wrote the cold open and we did a theatrical reading of it. Numeon kills my children and then me. I put Quantumon down for one second and now she's worse. So what's up with you, viewer? I heard you're playing the weird decks in Balatro and grinding bronze double up TFT. Nah nvm that was us too. Anyway, goodnight!


other notes: Ryan is so good at digimon dude, nolan made $1000 playing petecon awooooga, and jb has an invitation to the eggman events

Holy shit, World Champion Peter Franqui is here!!! Pete takes us through his path to ruling the entire world and the good word of of never attacking your opponent! This podcast is so about the Digimon Trading Card Game right now. Pete gives us the hard facts about piloting and playing against sec con, and we really needed to hear them. 

other notes: kill the dog, millith does it better, the soda shop is closed

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hey how are y- SEC CON WINS WORLDS BABY USA USA USA WE'RE NUMBER ONE PETE NATION 
i'm fine thanks for asking. 
Let's go over the neatest Dragon Ball characters, falling out of love, dead mechanics, and killing your own Myotismon in front of everyone. 

other notes: bt17 waiting room, rat yard, and whenever my salamon dies she bleeds RED WHITE AND BLUE BABY SECURITY CONTROL

What if this very moment is the beginning? What if your life has just started? What if you just kept evoing into agumon over and over? Is that the peak of Bandai's mountain? When I see the top, will I be happy?

also: quantumon baby hell yeah, muchachomon, someone please help my lemonade stand is bleeding me dry

Did you figure out my rhyming puzzle? Here's a hint, it's the best god damn 6 in the game. She's SICK. Nolan is here to talk about his descent to madness that is making Quantumon work. JB is here to talk about the brrrrrrr shhhhh DING DING sound you hear at casinos and the joys of big number. Both relish in the heaven that is bad digimon cards and a format around it, as well as the hell that is unrestricted Apoc. Why does he do all those things? 

other notes: his name is Steven okay, no one plays 4s, and have you seen JB this is their mom were they with you

We're back from Nationals and one of us is so dang hype to build in this BT15 world!! Quantumon is HERE and you GOTTA hear about it. Please? Everyone keeps abandoning my games. We talk about what we're brewing, the state of deckbuilding, and shooting yourself in the head. Is it clear that that's a reference? Don't shoot yourself in the head.

We're trying out 30 minute episodes on a weekly basis? Like it? Not?

This one's a frankenstein of an episode.
In Act I we see our heroes already at their lowest, scrambling for a lifeboat in the tumultuous sea of competition.
In Act II, those heroes are struck down to clear the way for even greater heroes to appear.
and in Act III we have our friend Noah join us, its fun!

go listen to Errata Sonata, we're thrilled to be collaborating with them!

This week is a halfsie, next week we'll post another! Okay? It's not weird. 

We've finally made decisions, we've finally done some testing. We're locked and loaded. Let the chips fall where they may, for luck belongs to those with hands to grab it.

no other notes, i'm busy, i need answers

The conclusion of the 2023 competitive season of the Digimon Trading Card Game is in fifteen days. We're both playing yellow probably! We both might be playing Venusmon! I'm so tired. We talk about what we're thinking for Nationals, the unforgivable act of taking every turn, and then new hit PC game Age of Mythology released in 1988.


other notes: Sports Shouting, three Xehanorts, and the most delicious dragon ball

BT14 is now!! It's here!! There are purple puppies and new security control cards!! DIGIMON IS BACK. Or at least we've been playing it more recently. Lets talk about the newest regionals tops, the hottest secret discord takes, and a deep hatred for every yellow card. And Street Fighter 6. I keep playing Street Fighter 6. Those bongos over at Baggage Claim talk about who did it, reality game shows, and british racism.

also: heartwarming words, gaming in modok position, and the art of rap