Strap yourselves in, because the Sports Wrap crew are back for another huge week! Simmo and Dukie are diving headfirst into all the action from Round 2 of the AFL—there’s controversy, chaos, and some cracking performances to break down. Who’s looking like the real deal, who’s still dusting off the cobwebs, and who’s already setting off the alarm bells? Nothing’s off the table as the boys call it how they see it.

But it wouldn’t be Sports Wrap without a bit of chaos from Simmo the Great, who returns with another instalment of his beloved segments: What Boils My Piss and What Tickles My Pickle. Expect premium-grade ranting, unexpected praise, and a few sharp observations from a man who’s just trying to make sense of the world—and footy—one bizarre analogy at a time.

Then to cap things off, the crew cast their eyes forward with a full preview of Round 3. Who’s set for a statement win? Which matchups have the potential to explode? And which bold predictions will come back to haunt them?

Whether you're a diehard fan or just in it for the banter, this episode has everything you need to stay across the AFL—and have a few laughs along the way.

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