As he is the christened spokesperson for the living incarnation of The American Dream, the events of the last several days around Tiger Woods carry enormous cultural significance. However, since our media seems to reside in either one of two camps: ravenously salacious or politically correct (Elin smashed his windows with a golf club to help him out of the back of his SUV--really, CNN??), then you know it is up to your trusty world-fire-starter host to blow the roof of what this story really means. And I am more than happy to oblige. 12/02/09