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I'm a little bit of this/

And a little bit of that/

Little bit' of a bad motherfucker to make mad/

And you definitely don't wanna fuck with a made man/

Up on the guns/ bubblegum/ and tons of grenades left/

MOTHERFUCKER THE MAID LEFT!/

All day I've been thinkin about sprayin' her mouth/

Got the great body/ candy cane, Anime face/

Elated by the balance of ass to damn waist/

If you aren't gonna swallow it that's a damn waste/

In the morning I'm "Mahalo"/

but now I grab Leis/

"Da Kine" was invented for that which you can't place/

I could finish the race/ but now damn I can't place/

Does your hand cover your face?/

HOOK:

Seen better talent than those

Seen better Ho's

Seen better balance in owls with no toes

Bitch is all Calumet, Aspirin, Saccharin, Rose

Maverick, Rogue

Eaten better pussy than yours

Really?

Of course

This just the best dish I've been gettin' in a minute

Gamey, innit?

You're no definitive whore

Go read books for real

This life's on all fours

Seen better addicts than that add and subtract/

Couldn't do math but then they found crack

Bitches on crystal/ dick-suck in the back

They love that sack

Rated better pussy on spec (it's awesome)

Get rid of the rest like Johnny Carson