This week on Sellswords, Conner posits the incredibly wrong theory that quality is subjective when it comes to poetry, and Graham, who writes the episode descriptions, recites an impressive portion of Beowulf. It's a real spaghetti western, so put on your noodle boots and mosey on in.

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