Week One flipped the script: Collingwood silenced Adelaide at Adelaide Oval, Geelong outclassed Brisbane at the MCG, Hawthorn dumped GWS, and the Suns won their first-ever final by a point in Perth — thank you, David Swallow. Sam and Michael own their horror tipping, then preview the semi-finals: Crows v Hawks back at Adelaide Oval and a historic Q-Clash at the Gabba (Lions v Suns). Stakes, selection whispers, and who books an MCG prelim next week.