Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Bethesda Teaming Up With London Distillery To Make Doom Vodka

(visit the official site here, if you’re of legal age, that is)

* KFC Releasing Col. Sanders Dating Sim On Steam

(watch the announcement trailer here, and visit the Steam page here)

News of the Week:

* Apple Details Apple Arcade Service, Coming Sept. 19

* Nintendo Announce Ring Fit Adventure Fitness Game

(watch the gameplay demonstration here)

* Nintendo Recently Files Patent For Tilting Joy-Cons

(check out the Japanese patent page here)

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who wants to press “F” to pay respects to Billy Mitchell

Blast From The Past:

* DuckTales (NES / Sept. 14, 1989)

* Scribblenauts (DS / Sept. 15, 2009)

* Mortal Kombat II (SNES, Genesis, Game Gear / Sept. 9, 1994)