This month's show is chaotic and tangential af. Buckle up for some pineapple fun facts with Heather, the world's most opinionated ice machine, and a list of Barnes & Noble pros and cons.

Brittany plugs libro.fm, Heather does some book learnin', and we both tell the British Museum to get bent. But, goofs aside, we do get serious for a moment – but only a moment! Then it's right back to being Murder Mystery-Solving, Maple Syrup-Loving Professionals. All right?

All right.

Book Mentions:

Brittany:

Lily and the Octopus by Steven Rowley

The Book of Gems by Fran Wilde

Delicates by Brenna Thummler

And What Can We Offer You Tonight by Premee Mohamed

The Hacienda by Isabel Cañas

Bloom by Delilah S. Dawson

Heather:

Warrior Girl Unearthed by Angeline Boulley

Loveless by Alice Oseman

Feel the Bern: A Bernie Sanders Mystery by Andrew Shaffer

As ever, thanks to Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com for the use of "VHS Dreams" as our intro and outro music.