Today's episode is sponsored by The Burger King Kids Club. We're Dazed and Confused at the box office where The Good Son is within Striking Distance of The Program. On the Billboard charts our 'Dream Lover' stays 'Right Here'.

On Clarissa Explains It All, Clarissa reluctantly agrees to babysit the neighbor's mischievous daughter, Elsie. Elsie proves too much for Clarissa to handle until Ferguson lends a hand.

Over at the Roundhouse, sketches focused on life with pets.

Ren and Stimpy join the Army, where they begin basic training under a very demanding Drill Sargent. Then Ren and Stimpy are tossed in the pound, where they discover the true meaning of "going to sleep".

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, a brother and sister enroll at a boarding school, but soon find out their headmasters are aliens plotting to take over Earth.