Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Microsoft Releasing Greaseproof PUBG Controller In Australia

(see it in grease-fighting action here)

* Madman Beats Mario 64 Using A Nintendo 64 Mouse

(watch the video of it here)

News Of The Week:

* Henry Cavill To Star As Geralt In Witcher Series For Netflix

* Gwent’s Single-Player Campaign Will Now Be A Standalone Game

* Fortnite Adds Capture The Flag Mode

(get a tease of the new game mode here)

* Fortnite Monopoly Game Coming This Christmas

* EA Delays Battlefield V Release By One Month

* EA Pledges $1 Million To Jacksonville Shooting Victims, Announces Livestream

* Streets Of Rage Getting Brand-New Game, 24 Years After Previous Game

(watch the reveal trailer here)

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who always falls for a good Metroidvania

Blast From The Past:

* Spore (Mac, PC / Sept. 7, 2008)

* Spyro the Dragon (PlayStation 1 / Sept. 9, 1998)

* Frank Zappa – Over-Nite Sensation (Album / Sept. 7, 1973)