"Just dirtbag stuff" | Hurt my wimpy little feelings | Jack-of-all-trades | The universe taking a big shit on you | Damn near squalor | A job where you're not special | Just business partners | A drop in a very large bucket | Mainstream media dipping a pinky in | Reprieve from normal life | People with similar political views fighting each other | Importing more culture than you're exporting | Repainting the same picture with less colors | A good problem is still a problem