French toilets, full length mirrors and the closure of the orchestral transfer window are all discussed, along with Celebrity News from Herbert Sherbert, the Nigerian Lottery and financial advice from the Gypsy Kings. There's an exclusive interview with One Direction, Peter's Diet Tips, Nicky Interesting tackles the issues affecting the nation in 'The Big Shout', and the drama that everyone is talking about - 'The Lift' premieres exclusively on Talking Spite Episode 6.