This episode comes live from The Blue Light nightclub in Fife where everyone's necking apart from Kendra who's apparently in Guantanamo Bay according to Paul and Lorenzo.

It's been a busy week in the villa so the team has a lot to cover including whose bestie Millie should be, Evil Calculated Drama, trying to remember who Teddy is, what colour AJ's hair is and papier-mâché pants to hide all the semis.

All this and Paul has decided now is the time to bring back Chuggs.

It's squeaky bumhole time, or something...