Ready for a rollercoaster ride through the often hilarious and always unpredictable mind of Mike Parry? Strap in, because we're about to explore everything from his daring declarations about soap stars' Oscar potential to humorous tales about Elton John concerts and monkey waiters. Our collaborator, the Twitter titan Minor Charles, inspires us as we weave our way through a labyrinth of Mike's most unforgettable statements - get ready to laugh, ponder, and maybe even see the world a little differently. 

We're not just here for the humor, though - we're about to dive into some serious debate. Should Wayne Rooney have postponed his wedding for Euro 2008? Is it appropriate for the Premier League to be represented at the Queen's funeral? And is Alan Shearer really as significant as Florence Nightingale? There's no topic too absurd or controversial for us to tackle. 

And just when you think we've covered it all, we end the episode on a fun and feathered note. Join us as we ponder over which Antipodean creature shares a part of a duck's anatomy - the answers may surprise you, and they're bound to entertain. So come celebrate the quirks, question the oddities, and enjoy a wild journey through Mike Parry's world with us.