Foundscape #8.  IRS Scammers, wrong numbers, marketers, soundboard girls and confused women provided the grist for the Foundscape mill.

Get arrested on serious charges.       Call from Mom: my bowels.          I'm not sorry.

Don't be a statistic.         Don't get arrested.            Press 9.     

Siri: the Third Density.       I am a real live person.         Hang up.