Would you ever want to bang yourself? If it's with a clone of yourself, does that make it gay? These are the deep and hard-hitting questions you're getting this week (and that receive no real answer). Also, thank goodness most murders are dumb. America's obsessive attitude toward their pets, prosthetic arm scratching, and Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

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