Is there anyone else worse than text-message-tough-guy? By the way, Ryan lectures you in this one. Also, GUYFF-HACKS!!! Ryan finally gets to the bottom of pregnant Asian women (it'll make sense in context probably). The guys get canceled!* Hey, men. Do you remember the base system, the way you told your friends how far you got with a woman? Well, forget everything you know about it because Ryan is rewriting the whole thing. And finally, douche bag quotes? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

*eventually