We have to laugh so we don't cry tbh. Today, I call out the TOP CULPRITS of body-shaming culture of the 00s. Oh, you escaped without severe body image issues? COULDN'T BE ME! Plus- do I like golf now? And a daily dance that pairs best with a Four Loko. 

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