I said it was Seven Minutes in Evan… so I finally did a real seven-minute episode.This one’s about surviving the Texas freeze, realizing my life is basically a soft cosplay of Life Below Zero, and how natural disasters hit different when you’re no longer a single idiot with a laptop and zero responsibilities. From hurricanes in Puerto Rico, to wildfires in California, to Texas having one salt truck and vibes — I’ve somehow lived through all of it.There’s generators, propane math, prepping turning into paranoia, renter’s insurance refusing to help when you actually need it, and the moment you realize protecting your family turns your house into Fort Lopez.Quick hit. One topic. In and out.Let me know if this format works — or if you hate it.Come see me do stand-up in Austin and beyond.