Cheesecake and arousal are synonymous, as the Doctor discovers when he's inside Seven of Nine's body. NO, NOT LIKE THAT. Not everything is about sex, perverts! Anyway... also if Tuvok doesn't have sex in this episode, he'll literally die so Tom Paris makes him a holographic sex doll.

It's the episode our listeners have been requesting, and we've picked up your distress signal. Beaming from our transporter room to yours is "Body and Soul," in which the Doctor is forced to upload himself into Seven's cybernetic matrix, and experiences a whole world of sensations for the very first time. Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang raise their glasses of synthehol to that!

Meanwhile, we're really hoping you want to be inside our inbox: [email protected]