First and foremost, we want to apologize for not being more promptly with posting this week's/ last week's episode. We understand how much you all have been yearning for our profound insight and high-brow comedy. On this episode, we inform all of you single gals on how to score a husband, discuss the pitfalls of Woodstock 50, riff on social media influencers, and explore the science behind unexplainable attraction.