A man in New Jersey invented a sex robot. The biggest surprise wasn't that it was invented in Japan, but that they used Lars' voice. Get ready for a weird show. Speaking of weird shows, apparently, the Today show was originally hosted by Garrison Keillor and a chimpanzee. Sarah Palin has a new show where she finds out what America cares about. One step ahead of you crazy big head moose lady. Finally, Jennifer Love Hewitt suggests bedazzling your vagina. Don't have a vagina? Thank God. Right now, do it.