A podcast while driving with a lapel microphone. A story in three parts about trying to keep the romantic aspects of the heavens as a footnote to get on with the serious science. Firstly the star Schedar is on the breast of the Star Queen. Secondly we find out that there is a Mrs Water Snake, and a smaller coiled up Mr Water Snake making a husband and wife team of constellations. Thirdly, they don't even leave the Moon alone with the Sea of Fertility and the Sea of Moisture. I realize when I look at the night sky I also look back into the history of a lot of people in the past that had relationship issues. MP4 recording     MP3 recording -- -- Your browser does not support the audio element.