s01e07 "Fidelity"

how dare you cheat on caveman spongebob / new House Smart Guy Trait /  an angelic approximation of human speech / how to make women not have sex with you / antfarm theory / women are anthropods / a nu metric / kristeva jumpscare / david shore is a fucking criminal / some other tv shows we’ve heard of

Sontag score: 8.3/10 cancers