Sexy Dad Jokes

I meant to ask AI for six–sevvvvennn dad jokes — the Gen Alpha meme my kids use. But AI didn’t get the slang… and instead gave me 67 dad jokes.

So in this episode, Merz and I read all 67 of them.

Back-to-back. No skipping. No mercy.

After the emotional weight of our Veterans Day episode, we needed something light — something silly — something deeply unnecessary.

Sometimes storytelling requires a beat. A breath.

A moment to reset before we dive back into the real stuff.

This is that moment.

This is chaos as a palate cleanser.

And yes… it’s all 67 jokes.

This Veterans Day, Merz — co-host of Sexy Dad Jokes — shares a heartfelt reflection on what it really means to honor those who served.From Civil War amputees to Vietnam vets exposed to Agent Orange, and soldiers today struggling with PTSD and lost benefits, he reminds us that America’s “thank you” must come with action.Gratitude means keeping our promises.🎙 Sexy Dad Jokes is a storytelling show about finding humor and humanity in a divided world.#VeteransDay #SexyDadJokes #SupportOurVeterans #TheSocialContract

My father fought in Vietnam. My great-great-grandfather fought in the Civil War. Four generations of my family served this country believing it could live up to the words in the Pledge of Allegiance:“One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”But what does that mean today — when we’re being divided by design?In this special Veterans Day episode of Sexy Dad Jokes, I share my family’s story, the cost of service, and what unity really demands of us now.🎙 Sexy Dad Jokes — short stories and sharp truths about family, faith, humor, and humanity in a divided world.#VeteransDay #SexyDadJokes #Unity #Storytelling #Indivisible

Two years off. A world on fire.I’m Ben Henry, and this is the return of Sexy Dad Jokes — “trying to fix America, one dumb joke at a time.”In this solo monologue, I talk about what’s really breaking us (spoiler: it’s not immigrants or pronouns), why we’re all being played by division, and how we can start building something new — together.There’s truth. There’s humor. There’s even a fish in a tuxedo.Key themes:» How division became America’s favorite business model» The loneliness crisis hiding behind the culture wars» “Let’s disagree agreeably” — what Charlie Kirk’s final message teaches us Why humor might just save democracyIf you’re tired of panic culture and ready to reconnect, this is for you.Let’s turn the light back on — together.

In today's Sexy Dad Jokes Quickie, your friendly neighborhood sexy dadders come together to offer our HOT take on Apple's announcement that it would fix its autocorrect function that uses "ducking" to replace one of our favorite expletives. Perhaps this crazy world we live in is not all ducked up beyond repair, after all. (We quack ourselves up.)

In our debut episode of SDJ Quickies, we dive headfirst into the controversy surrounding the casting of a black actress as the lead in the live-action adaptation of "The Little Mermaid." We explore the impact of representation and the challenges of reimagining beloved characters. Don't miss this thought-provoking exploration of art, identity, and the power of storytelling!

Are we willing and able to confront hard truths about the language we use? The SDJ Crew comes together to discuss ableism and how it relates to toxic masculinity, with the help of a very special guest! Also, Square 50s Guy heads up to Rhode Island and gets some advice from a certain, “familiar guy”!

The SDJ Crew share the role models they look up to who inspire them to achieve more and be the best they can be. A warm episode of inspirational conversation of who we are and what we strive to be. Also, Square 50s Guy stops by to share with Jonny Spazz who he looks up to… and the results may shock you!

The SDJ Crew gets all worked up about taking a moment to smell the roses. The boys discuss the importance of having an “Attitude of Gratitude” when admiring the world around us and the worlds beyond. We should strive to put down our devices and look away from the screens to see that there is more to life than all the silly things we all get so worked up about. Square 50s Guy gets advice on respecting nature from an environmental activist and former British spy who goes by the name of Pierce, and Merz officially becomes Ginger Gesus.

The SDJ Crew comes together this Independence Day to discuss the toxicity that occurs when certain freedoms end up damaging the freedoms of others, and how we striving to be good men should react. They discuss real-world events, including the recent SCOTUS Roe v. Wade debacle of 2022. Elsewhere, Square 50s Guy (Richard Richards the Third Jr.) tries to find a true understanding of freedom with help from a friend that is truly “more than meets the eye.”