First, THE SYMPHONY OF THE SPACE CADETS!

Then, a heartfelt tribute to an all-time great...RIP Tina Turner.

Then a trip through some of Johnny's favorite keyboard tones!

After that, Johnny tells us about his new pair of superfunk prescription glasses. But he's not sure if he's ready for such a funky look so he calls the funkiest dude he knows, Studebaker Jones, for some consultation.

And finally, its time for ChatGPT Funky Soul Love Song Corner!

Today, we ask ChatGPT to write a Lou Rawls love song to Johnny's new thick rimmed, blue-tinted glasses.

The prompt:

You are Lou Rawls. You just received a funky pair of prescription glasses with thick rims and a blue tint. You love your new glasses. Write a funky love song dedicated to your new glasses.

(Verse 1)

Oh, baby, I got a new prescription in town

Thick rims and blue tint, they're never gonna let me down

When I put 'em on, I'm feelin' so fine

These funky glasses, they're blowin' my mind

(Chorus)

My funky shades, you're the groove on my face

You make me strut with style, all over the place

You're my prescription of love, the funk in my sight

These funky glasses, you're my shining light

(Verse 2)

With every step I take, the world's in a haze

But through these lenses, I see the funk in a blaze

They're like a dance party, right on my nose

I can't help but strike a pose

(Chorus)

My funky shades, you're the groove on my face

You make me strut with style, all over the place

You're my prescription of love, the funk in my sight

These funky glasses, you're my shining light

(Bridge)

When the sun shines bright, you keep it cool

With your blue tint, I'm never gonna be a fool

And when the night falls, you're my funky soul

Through thick and thin, we'll always roll

(Chorus)

My funky shades, you're the groove on my face

You make me strut with style, all over the place

You're my prescription of love, the funk in my sight

These funky glasses, you're my shining light

(Outro)

So let's hit the town, my funky eyewear

We'll turn heads and make 'em all stare

Together we're unstoppable, a funky force

My love for these glasses, it's a cosmic course

Oh, baby, my funky shades, you're my funky shades

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