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Shaking the World: Quakes, Tariffs, and Golden Escapes — July 31, 2025
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Shaking the World: Quakes, Tariffs, and Golden Escapes — July 31, 2025
đź“„ Episode Description:
Today’s global news roundup comes with seismic aftershocks—both literal and financial. In this episode, we navigate a world rocked by:
A massive 8.8 earthquake off Kamchatka that triggered Pacific-wide tsunami alerts
Germany’s job market wobbling, but not collapsing
Copper prices crash, dragging Asian markets into red territory
Trump’s tariff storm intensifies, targeting Canada and South Korea
A surprising U.S. market rebound flips bearish bets upside down
Gold demand surges, as investors grab onto shiny safety
Russia’s deadly airstrikes on Kyiv draw global condemnation
The BRICS summit spotlights Global South unity and Palestinian recognition
And a UN peace conference pushes forward two-state diplomacy
From tectonic plates to trade plates, we unpack the headlines with our usual dose of dark humor and sharp satire. Tune in for analysis with bite—and maybe a laugh or two at the absurdity of it all.
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🎙️ Headline:
Shaking the World: Quakes, Tariffs, and Golden Escapes — July 31, 2025
đź“„ Episode Description:
Today’s global news roundup comes with seismic aftershocks—both literal and financial. In this episode, we navigate a world rocked by:
A massive 8.8 earthquake off Kamchatka that triggered Pacific-wide tsunami alerts
Germany’s job market wobbling, but not collapsing
Copper prices crash, dragging Asian markets into red territory
Trump’s tariff storm intensifies, targeting Canada and South Korea
A surprising U.S. market rebound flips bearish bets upside down
Gold demand surges, as investors grab onto shiny safety
Russia’s deadly airstrikes on Kyiv draw global condemnation
The BRICS summit spotlights Global South unity and Palestinian recognition
And a UN peace conference pushes forward two-state diplomacy
From tectonic plates to trade plates, we unpack the headlines with our usual dose of dark humor and sharp satire. Tune in for analysis with bite—and maybe a laugh or two at the absurdity of it all.