There's a thief on the cobbles in York and they're stealing a damn good guided tour. It's up to this out of work actor to find out who is the pincher among the payers.

Settle in for story time and listen to Connor's sultry tones as he tells the tale of Shambles. A short story he wrote while he was staying in York in 2023.

Does he mention Harry Potter around fifteen times throughout? Yes. Does he weave a charming and daft narrative web. I suppose. Will you enjoy it? I reckon so, yeah, probably.

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